It's all gone Fast Show. I've just been patronised to within an inch of my life by a South African sales assistant in Molton Brown. "No sir, you don't want to use that. What you need is this. No offence."
Needless to say, her slick sales patter worked perfectly on me. I left without spending anything, although I do now smell like an tart's party...
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