Testing, testing. 1, 2...

In an ideal world, I'd have somebody else to do this; probably an overweight bearded man in a faded Metallica T shirt. But it's just me here, so I'll have to do all the legwork myself.
And that, with luck, is all there is to it. If not, I shall be throwing my computer around in a rage, and then trying again.

Here goes nothing...