Friday, May 20, 2005

We'll have a gay old time

This weekend I shall mostly be camping it up. Tonight, I will be disco dancing to Irene Cara and the like in King's Cross. Tomorrow night I will be hosting a Eurovision party. Classy, eh?
However, to immunise myself against gay*, I will spend tomorrow afternoon watching the FA Cup final, drinking beer. Probably in my pants. While the Girlfriend is out shopping with a friend. How unreconstructed-man is that?

* What do you mean it's not a communicable disease!

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